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1. Eric Cartman: "Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck.

" 吸毒是坏的，因为如果你吸毒，你就是一个嬉皮士，而嬉皮士太逊了。

2. omfg. watching cartman sing poker face....priceless.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 心情： fabulous 星期三。

3. stan：“kyle，do you mean cartman is right?

”(你认为cartman那家伙是对的吗？

4. cartman：“stupid? you said PSP is stupid? did you all hear that? en, oh, no , I didn't mean that.

”(愚蠢的？什么？你说PSP是愚蠢的？你们都听见他说什么了吗？！

5. Cartman: Na-ah!She's being a total bitch!

不，她就是一个婊子！

6. Cartman: Avast! These aren't pirates, they're just a bunch of black people.

且慢！他们不是海盗，只不过是一群黑人。

7. Kyle: we're not talented?Cartman: That's right.We're not talented.See, we're not the artistic side, we're the thinking side.

估计那个人也是从什么地方看了哪个资料上的这个问题，他以为是答案，然后就拿出来问别人。

8. Cartman: You guys, the fuck?

你们这些家伙，我艹！

9. Cartman: Haven't you assholes been watching the news?

你们这些白痴从不看新闻吗？

10. Cartman: Ah, nice. Come on, mateys!

啊，太好了，走，伙计们！

11. Cartman: You guys! You guys! We can finally do it! We can finally leave this crappy town and live the life we've all dreamed of!

喂喂喂！伙计们！我们终于可以做到啦！我们终于可以离开这座垃圾城市开始我们梦寐以求的新生活啦！

12. Cartman: North Africa. Just picture it, guys: clear blue water with skull islands. Waterfalls and jewelled treasure underneath.

在北非！伙计们，想象一下吧：湛蓝滴海水中的骷髅岛，随处可见的瀑布和数也数不清的财宝！

13. Cartman: Alright lads! Go home and write your farewell letters to your families! The land of pirates awaits!

好了，伙计们！都回家去给你们的家人写封诀别信吧！海盗之地等着我们呢！

14. Cartman: Yes! Do you really wanna go back to that?!

对！你真的想回到那种生活吗？

15. Cartman: Dude, I'm a pirate! What the devil do I care what me mudder thinks anymore?

小子，我是个海盗！我他妈的怎么会在乎我妈她怎么想呢？

16. Cartman: There will be refreshments served!

届时将会有甜点供应！

17. Can you imagine?Kyle: How come we never get opportunities like that?Cartman: You wanna know what it is, guys?Kyle: we're not talented?

扔到水中的硬盘几个月了，并且扔的时候数据已经删除了，奶奶的，居然数据能恢复出来60%，不知是真是假！

18. Cartman: Yes, very nice. Apparently, these are the pirates.

是的，太好了。显然他们的确是海盗！

19. Mother walked out into the street and surprised a burly cartman who was beating his horse over the head with the butt of a heavy whip.

母亲出门走到街上，她突然向一个正在用重鞭柄痛打马头的粗壮车夫冲过去。

20. Cartman Kenny.

演员：Eric.

21. Cartman: That's right.We're not talented.See, we're not the artistic side, we're the thinking side.Stan: Yeah.

炸了也没用，小心物理学家研究，分析磁盘磁应用分布，把你的信息破译出来。

22. Kyle, Cartman: Jews can't be pirates.

犹太人不能做海盗.

23. Cartman:life goes by pretty fast,if you stop and look around once for a while,and do what you wanna do all the time,you could miss it.

生命转瞬转逝,如果你不偶尔停下来,四周回望,去做你一直想做的事情,你可能会虚度一生.

24. Cartman: Attention!

立正！

25. Software Description: About South Park 3D Spectacular Screensaver, This 3D screen saver displays Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny, bouncing around your desktop!

这个3D屏幕保护程序显示卡车司机，凯尔，斯坦和肯尼，环绕你的桌面！

26. Software Description: About South Park Gang 3D, This is a collection of 35 3D South Park images; watch as Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan float around your desktop.

这是南方公园人物的3D图片；卡车司机，肯尼，凯尔，和斯坦环绕你的桌面漂流。

27. Cartman: That's true.

那倒是真的。