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1. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

*不是崂山道士的穿墙术，是在猫和老鼠里面看到的在墙上留下人形洞的那种。

2. 1963: 15th Airforce Judo Tournament, Fairchild Airforce Base, Spokane, Washington, March 22-23, fought as Carlos Norris: Result unknown.

1963年：第15空军柔道赛，飞兆半导体空军基地，华盛顿州斯波坎，3月22号至23号，这两个卡洛斯诺里斯：结果无人知晓。

3. 1968: Defeated Skipper Mullins in semi finals in Dallas Tournament.(Norris fought with a broken nose).

1968年：战败船长马林斯在半决赛中小牛队比赛。（诺里斯作战，断了的鼻梁）。

4. Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

Chuck Norris是唯一的验证海森堡测不准原理的人：他会在哪里roundhouse踢你的脸，和他踢你脸的速度有多快不可能被同时准确测得。

5. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.

Chuck Norris某日花一小时时间一次吃掉了三个72盎司的牛排。

6. glen boire argues the concept is annoying and invasive, but norris counters, "if you don't want to hear it, you can move your head a half foot away and it will go away.

glen boire争辩到这个概念是骚扰性的和入侵性的，但norris反对说，“如果你不详听到它，你可以把头移动半脚远，而它将消失。”

7. Norris R F, Kogan M, 2000. Interactions between weeds, arthropod pests,and their natural enemies in managed ecosystems. Weed Science, 48(1): 94-158.

[刘雨芳,2000.稻田生态系统节肢动物群落结构研究.博士学位论文.广州:中山大学

8. Norris' corpuscles

[医] 诺里斯氏小体(血清中无色透明小体)

9. Norris' atropine tests

[医] 诺里斯氏阿托品试验(检阿托品)

10. "He continually protested his profound respect" (Frank Norris)

“他再三地声明他所怀有的深深的敬意”(弗兰克·诺里斯)

11. "self-centered in opinion, with curious lacunae of astounding ignorance" (Frank Norris)

“他老是自以为是，实际上却有很多惊人的漏洞”(弗兰克·诺里斯)

12. "Just to come down here and bring some joy, some smiles on faces, just some old Kris Kringle spirit, I want to be a part of that," Norris said.

“我们带着笑容来到这里，赠送礼物并给别人带来快乐。我希望能成为其中一份子。”

13. “We wash down the facility every night,” says Michael Norris, one of the principals of the firm.

“我们洗了设施每天晚上说， ”迈克尔诺里斯，一个校长的坚定。

14. “We're a very resilient people,” says Mr Norris, as children splash and squeal in the pool behind him. “We haven't succumbed to despair. Yet.”

“我们都是很经得起挫折的人，”诺里斯表示。在他身后，孩子们正在游泳池里玩耍，水花四溅，笑声不断。“我们没有向绝望屈服。至少现在没有。”

15. "Any respectable contrarian is tempted to think a recession is a sure thing" (Floyd Norris)

“所有值得尊敬的反向投资人都会被劝说，经济衰退是必然结果”(弗洛伊德·诺利斯)

16. "Schwarzenegger is going to take care of him," McCain assured Leno of Norris' fate [source: USA Today].

“施瓦辛格将要去照顾他。”麦凯恩向雷诺保证诺里斯的命运。

17. “Even though we do have a very strong civic sector here and the churches are also very involved, it's not enough,” says Mr Norris.

“虽然我们这里市政部门力量非常雄厚，教堂也积极参与伸出援手，但还是不够，”诺里斯表示。

18. The Los Angeles Times reported on May 30 that Robert Norris,a military expert,had criticized the Cox Report sharply.

《洛杉矶时报》5月30日报道说，美国军事问题专家罗伯特诺里斯对《考克斯报告》提出了尖锐的批评。

19. "We're looking at this as something fun for them to do while they're looking for another job. This might even turn into a modeling career for them," Playboy spokeswoman Elizabeth Norris said.

《花花公子》杂志的发言人伊丽莎白·诺丽斯说：“我们认为在她们找到新工作之前，可以把这份工作权当有意思的事情去做。而且她们有可能会因此而转行成为模特。”

20. Steam rising from the hot springs of Yellowstone's Norris Geyser Basin is illuminated by a full moon.

一轮圆月照亮了黄石诺里斯间歇泉盆地温泉区升起的雾气。

21. The list reads like something from a Chuck Norris website.

上面的这些东西读起来有点像是从洛里斯的网站上的。

22. Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris'fists is inside his own body.

不吃东西,食物们自己明白,唯一能幸免于他拳头的地方就是他的胃里。

23. That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

不是在做俯卧撑,它是把地球推离一颗致命的小行星。

24. Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

不是真的在写书,那些词因为恐惧自己组织成了文。

25. Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

不用接电话。他的胡子捕捉到传来的电脉冲,再转换成声音。

26. Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

不能完成那种“按数填色”游戏,因为他的所有颜色笔都灌满了他的牺牲者的血,更不幸的是,那些血无一例外是暗红色的。

27. But, Norris point out, really a part of consumers want to buy a large amount of books, they like the feeling of having a library.

不过，诺里斯指出，确实有一小部分忠实的读者希望购买大量的书籍，他们喜欢拥有图书馆的感觉。

28. Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

与大家知道的不同,泰坦尼克号不是撞到了冰山。那艘船显然是意外的开到了。

29. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

世界上其实没有进化论。

30. Mr. Norris will speak on recent changes to Canadian Immigration rules and regulations. Learn about applications for permanent residence in Canada as well as Visitor Visa and work Permit applications.

主要介绍加拿大移民政策的最新变化。通过此主题的讲解，参与者可以知道应如何申请加拿大永久居民、访问签证和工作签证。

31. deputy editor (U.S. edition), Christine Heilman ;founding editor, Norris McWhirter.

书名/作者 The Guinness book of records, 1996 /editor, Peter Matthews ;

32. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

从来不睡觉。他等待着。

33. They had their faults, and Mrs. Norris soon found them out.

他们也有缺点，并且很快为诺利斯太太所发现。

34. He continually protested his profound respect(Frank Norris)

他再三地声明他所怀有的深深的敬意(弗兰克 诺里斯)

35. self - centered in opinion, with curious lacunae of astounding ignorance(bFrank Norris)

他老是自以为是，实际上却有很多惊人的漏洞(b弗兰克 诺里斯)

36. self - centered in opinion,with curious lacunae of astounding ignorance(bFrank Norris)

他老是自以为是，实际上却有很多惊人的漏洞(b弗兰克·诺里斯)

37. self - centered in opinion, with curious lacunae of astounding ignorance(Frank Norris)

他老是自以为是，实际上却有很多惊人的漏洞(弗兰克 诺里斯)

38. self - centered in opinion,with curious lacunae of astounding ignorance(Frank Norris)

他老是自以为是，实际上却有很多惊人的漏洞(弗兰克·诺里斯)

39. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother’s womb.

你可能不知道的医学常识：Chuck Norris发明了剖腹产，当他一个roundhouse踢从他妈的子宫里出来的时候。

40. Moochie Norris better calm down or Head's gonna kick his ass.

你最好冷静下来，要不然海德会踢你的屁股。

41. When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.

使用著名健身器觉得自己被强暴了。

42. If you have a recurring dream, Norris recommends trying to stop in the dream and identify what the dream is trying to tell you.

假如你做了重复的梦，诺里斯建议，试着在梦中停下，去搞清楚这个梦到底想要告诉你什么。

43. When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

做除法,余数从来不敢出现。

44. Miss Crawford looked for a moment with astonished eyes at Mrs. Norris.

克劳福特小姐以吃惊的眼神看了一会诺利斯太太。

45. The GOP convention display should perk up the ears of some curious attendees, but Norris is most excited about the device's marketing potential.

共和党大会的展示将给一些奇怪的与会者的耳朵提神,但。

46. It ended in Mrs. Norris's resolving to quit Mansfield, and devote herself to her unfortunate Maria.

其结果是，诺利斯太太决定离开曼斯菲尔德悉心照顾她那不幸的玛丽亚。

47. How do you get to Norris Avenue Victoria Square?

去诺里斯大街维多利亚广场怎么走?

48. C. At Norris' Garage, on Jefferson and Vine Streets.

听下面一段材料，回答第9至11题。

49. Norris, Pippa. 1999. Critical Citizens: Global Support for Democratic Governance. Oxford: Oxford University Press.

唐铁汉，提高政府公信力建设信用政府，中国行政管理，2005年第3期，总第237期

50. University President Charles Steger told reporters Monday night that police found the front doors of Norris chained shut and that by the time they got to the second floor, the gunfire stopped.

在死亡的三十三人中，除凶手之外的三十人全部都死在该校名为诺里斯的工程学院大楼。

51. Hikers walk through the steaming vents and hot springs of Norris Geyser Basin in Wyoming's Yellowstone National Park.

在美国怀俄明州的黄石国家公园，徒步旅行者正穿越诺里斯间歇泉盆地里的蒸汽排泄口和热温泉眼。

52. The president-elect visited the Tennessee Valley in company with Norris

在诺里斯的陪同下，这位当选总统视察了田纳西河流域。

53. "Fanny must have a horse," was Edmund's only reply, Mrs. Norris could not see it in the same light.

埃德蒙的唯一回答是:“范妮必须有一匹马。”诺利斯太太对此不能理解。

54. "Fanny must have a horse." was Edmund's only reply, Mrs Norris could not see it in the same light.

埃德蒙的唯一回答是：“范妮必须有一匹马。”诺利斯太太对此不能理解。

55. However, Flinchum said ballistics tests show that one of the two guns recovered at Norris Hall was used at Norris and at the dorm.

大学官方称他们将证实赵胜辉是否与之前宿舍内造成两人死亡的枪击有关。

56. If you say Chuck Norris＇ name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.

如果你在电影“木兰花”里说出Chuck Norris的名字，那里面的人会以他之名用roundhouse踢你。

57. If I could hear of any chance of employment elsewhere, I'd take it like a shot. (F. Norris, Saint Ann's)

如果我听到别的地方有任何就业机会，我会很乐意地接受。

58. In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

如果蝙蝠侠和达斯维达打架,胜者是。

59. Two students told NBC's "Today" show they were unaware of the dorm shooting when they walked into Norris Hall for a German class where the gunman later opened fire .

学生们抱怨称，学校当局没有在第一起枪击事件发生后通过公共广播系统发布警报。

60. Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

将在2009年得到州的地位,他的州花是木兰花。

61. There was only one korea,but after Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it,they got north and south part.

尼泊尔与韩国的历史学家一直就“盘古的国籍是尼泊尔还是韩国”问题而争论不休。

62. Barclays Capital analyst Norris pointed out that in the past few months, some disk positions, particularly hedge funds, and other active investors are beginning to short the market multiple.

巴克莱资本分析师诺里斯指出，过去数月出现一些平仓盘，特别是对冲基金等活跃的投资者已开始做空多个市场。

63. Thirty-one, including the gunman, died at Norris Hall;two died at West Ambler Johnston Hall.

希望此次事件的发生，与我们华人无关，再次为无辜的受害者及其家庭祈祷。

64. Frank Norris

弗兰克·诺里斯

65. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

忍者神龟是从真实故事改编的：Chuck Norris有一次吞下了一只海龟，然后当他把它拉出来的时候，海龟变成了六英尺长，并且学会了空手道。

66. I should think my aunt Norris would be on your side.

我想诺利斯姨妈会站在你一边的。

67. My name is Michael Norris and I am from Australia.

我的名字是迈克尔诺里斯和我是来自澳大利亚。

68. I am going to live entirely with my aunt Norris.

我要彻底住到诺利斯姨妈家去了。

69. To all of those who think Chuck Norris could defeat Bruce Lee in a fight should schedule themselves to have their brains examined for signs of mental retardation.

所有认为罗礼士打败李安排时间照医生看下脑子，脑残了。

70. It will require a court order to have Norris removed.

撤换诺里斯需要法庭的命令才行。

71. It was showed highly positive correlation of the improved Norris score and functional rating scale (r=0.921,P < 0.001).

改良Norris评分与功能分级量表评分呈高度的正相关(r=0.921,P<0.001)。

72. NORRIS, Stephen

斯蒂芬·诺里斯

73. Yes, Mr. Norris Hu.

是的，诺里斯.胡先生。

74. Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

晚上点灯,不是因为他怕黑,而是黑怕他。

75. In a telephone conference call with Washington reporters, the executive director of the anti-genocide and war crimes group ENOUGH, John Norris, framed Mr.

有一个反种族灭绝以及战争罪的组织名字叫"够了"。这个组织的执行主任诺里斯在接受华盛顿记者的电话采访时称，巴希尔的最新举措是对奥巴马总统的挑战。

76. Steven Norris of Launceston Church Grammar School

朗萨斯坦教会文法中学

77. The strain energy density ratio criterion for predicting cracking direction in composite materials is proposed. The Tsai-Hill criterion and Norris criterion of composite materials are extended to predict the cracking direction in compsites.

本文提出预测复合材料中裂纹方向的比应变能密度准则,并将Tsai-Hill与Norris准则扩展来预测复合材料中的开裂方向.

78. The mathematical tool used in the procedure is Lagrangian Multiplier method, and the static failure strength condition is adopted as Hill-Tsai criteria or Norris criteria.

本法所用的数学工具为拉格朗日乘子法,采用的静力破坏条件为Hill-Tsai判据或Norris判据。

79. Justin Norris

朱斯汀·诺里斯

80. Yuo peolpe are retarded! Chuck Norris was Bruce Lee's pupil and never surpassed him and never will, no one will!

李小龙是被谋杀的。他付钱让罗礼士在电影里面输给他。没人能击败罗礼士，所以战斗还没结束。